Interview |Can you really really make it?

Here are a few more interview jokes i came across:)
Do you reall think you can pass these type of interviews
Interview 1

Employer:Do you have a girlfriend?

Aspirant:yes

Employer:Is it your first love?

Aspirant:No,I had another one before.

Employer:Sorry,You cannot get the job.You may change the Job as you change girlfriends.:)

Interview 2

Employer:Do you have a boyfriend?

Aspirant:yes.

Employer:Is he rich?

Aspirant:No.

Employer:Sorry,You cant get the job,our company deals with rich you may mess it up.:)

Interview 3

Employer:Do you have a boy friend?

Aspirant:yes.

Employer:Is he rich?

Aspirant:very,He has his own company.

Employer:Why do you not work with him?:p

Aspirant:There is no vacancy.

Employer:Your qualification?

Aspirant:Secretary

Employer:Sorry,your beauty may distract my employees.:)

Aspirant:Oh!I have done a lot of make-up,thats-all.:o

Employer:Sorry,Then you dont attract customers.:(

Dont worry Be happy:):):)