Interview |Can you pass this?

Wish you all a very happy and prosperous new year.

I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
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 Here is a list of interview Jokes for you to enjoy and begin the year with a laugh.:):)

Interview 1

Employer:Do you have a girlfriend?

Aspirant:yes.

Employer:Is she in the same city?

Aspirant:No,she is in a different country.

Employer:Sorry,You cant get the job because you are not going to be here permanently and besides we cannot pay for your ISD calls.:o:)

 Interview-2

Employer:Do you have a girlfriend?

Aspirant:No.

Employer:Have you tried searching for one?

Aspirant:Yes,But did not find suitable one.

Employer:If you get a job do you think you will find one?

Aspirant:Job first ,later girlfriend.

Employer:Sorry,You cannot get the job because you dont have PR skills and confidence.:o:)

Interview-3 

Employer:Do you have a girlfriend?

Aspirant:yes.

Employer:Is dhe good looking?

Aspirant:not so good.

Employer:Sorry You cannot get this job because you dont have good taste and my company deals in Arts and we need Artists. :o:)

If you have any answer to above interviews do comment them..